Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Classic FAFO chart

  1. Replying-all to the company newsletter → 43 coworkers now know your name
  2. Telling Mom her lasagna is “fine” → Removed from the family group chat
  3. Poking a goose → Chased across a parking lot
  4. Microwaving a fork, for science → The microwave has a new hole
  5. Parking in the boss’s spot → Your badge stopped working
  6. Texting your ex “u up?” at 3am → They sent a screenshot to the group chat
  7. Saying “I could take a bear” out loud → Your friends booked the flight
  8. Locating a bear → The bear has also located you
  9. Poking the bear → Off the chart. Literally.

All 50 FAFO sets